Craig Ferguson

Words can't express my love for this man. If you watch his show, then you know what I mean. He is funny, attractive, and just all around awesome. Well, he also has a fucking robot skeleton. Do you have a robot skeleton? I didn't think so.

Does your Roomba do that?

This man comes on late on weeknights. This means I have to say up and get less precious sleep. When you are a sophomore year girl you need all the sleep you can get. Alas, I don't get to watch near as often as I want to. Damn you sexy man with a robot! Why do you make me loose sleep over you?

Did I also mention he has a fucking horse? 

HE ALSO HAS A SCOTTISH ACCENT! He is the epitome of sex god. I will now leave more pictures to let you gaze at the beauty.

Haters gonna hate.

Put the lotion in the basket.

Break me off a piece of THAT!

HELL YEAH YOU WILL!

I Can Stop Whenever I Want

My relationship with coffee and caffeine in general is a love hate relationship. Well, not really. It is more of love and love and more love, but other people say he is no good for me. I am just going to say this bluntly. I am addicted to caffeine, and I'm 16. I think I have a problem. My main issue is with coffee. I have writers block, so here are pictures related to my caffeine/coffee things. I also love Red Bull. I had the 20 ounce size a few days ago. Here is the amount of caffeine in this stuff 80 mg/250 ml. I did the math (probably not correct) and that is about 193 mg of caffeine in my one 20 ounce can of Red Bull. I am pathetic.